Southern Miscellanea

Maybe we can blame it on the pandemic, but I’ve discovered the Southern cooking ain’t what it used to be. I did manage to find some good catfish, fried of course, in Natchez, Mississippi, right on the banks of the river. Next door is the club in which Jerry Lee Lewis got his start.

Magnolia Grill in Natchez. Good catfish.
Fried green tomatoes. Looks great! Not so good, actually. Sliced too thick…I can make better ones myself.

I made a quick pass through the Vicksburg battlefield. You could spend days tracing the movement of troops through the area, but I’ll save you the trouble: the Americans won. An interesting fact I learned while there…during the American occupation of Vicksburg, they stationed what they then called “colored troops,” armed to the teeth, to maintain law and order. Poetic justice is served!

A slaver “general” exhorting his troops to make the world safe for human trafficking. His white supremacy was no match for American ammo; he was cut down shortly after he posed for this statue.

Visited the National Naval Aviation Museum at Pensacola Naval Air Station. Huge building crammed full of planes. Nice collection of early airplanes from the WWI era. I was glad to see they had a large and informative exhibit about airships and blimps.

The Navy learned that airplanes fly better without anchors, so they placed all of them in museums.
This old trainer is not in actual flight. Look closely and you’ll see that it is chained to the ceiling.

While traveling through the waterlogged section of the country, I’ve learned that boat launch ramps are often good places to camp overnight.

Blackwater River in Florida.
Xena, the Warrior Princess, loved camping here. She is an expert at digging holes in the soft sand. She digs until she find moist, cool sand, then lays in it. Even when it is already chilly.
A stand of pines along the banks of Blackwater River.

My Alma Mater

A Note to the Reader: After writing and proofreading this entry, I found that it is mostly a letter to myself. I will find no offense if you pass it by for more interesting matter.

Did you know the “alma mater” can be translated as “nourishing mother?” I was told it could be and so chose to believe it. Since I was in the neighborhood, I visited my alma mater, Louisiana Tech. Interesting how, nearly 40 years later, so much remains the same and so much has changed.

See the flagpole at the top of the driveway? Air Force cadets are responsible for hoisting the flag every weekday and retiring the flag at the end of the day, accompanied by the appropriate music. It has always been thus at Louisiana Tech and remains so to this day.

People don’t often think of Louisiana as cold and I suppose it isn’t, really. But when I was up at 0630 on a blustery 30-degree day in a thin blue uniform, I thought it was really cold. The flag detail marched across the quadrangle early each morning from the white tower in the background, the freshman and sophomores carrying and escorting the flag, with a cadet officer, a junior or senior, marching along to supervise. In the afternoon, the reverse would occur. I don’t remember a single instance when this failed to occur.

The University installed a walkway with every graduate’s name inscribed in a brick, so current students can tread on their predecessors. I found both of my bricks (BS ‘83, MS ‘84).

Many of the buildings have not changed in the nearly 40 years since I left.

This tiled and oh so very institutional hallway is the same as when I attended electrical engineering classes here. Except I think the fire extinguisher sign is new. The precise alignment of the tiles are symbolic of the no-nonsense, get-it-right engineering ethos of Louisiana Tech.
This room, Machinery I, housed a PDP-8…or maybe it was a PDP-11. I would come here and play 29 Matches (a silly computer game) and fiddle with it.

I had a great chat with the Professor of Aerospace Studies (that’s the title of the guy in charge of ROTC). It turns out that he recently transferred to Space Force. We had an interesting conversation (I thought, anyway), about the impact of the creation of this new service and the ripple effects from that decision. He was very gracious with his time and showed me the framed displays for each year of Air Force graduates as far back as they could go. I reviewed my year; it was a jolt to see names I had long ago forgotten.

Acadiana, Louisiana Swampland

Passed through easternmost Texas, which is covered with petrochemical plants, mile after mile. The Cajuns of Louisiana are fond of building structures on stilts! They do this so they can sleep unmolested by the gators and snakes that live in this area.

A Louisiana papist church built on stilts to get closer to heaven.
Louisiana higher education: a school on stilts.

On Avery Island, Louisianians make a type of flavored vinegar called “Tabasco Sauce.” I thought it interesting from a geological perspective, as it is built on a salt dome, from which they mine the salt used in the manufacture of the sauce.

When you need a lot of Tabasco, order a truckload.

The marketing approaches used throughout the history of the company is fascinating…check out these examples.

Cottage cheese & Tabasco! A culinary achievement, but just for men.
Torrid novel sells sauce.
Lob hot sauce at the enemy! That’ll teach ‘em.

Spent the night on top of the levee holding back the Mississippi River. A local old man farmer came by in a pickup to check me out and photograph my license plate. He said that was in case anything came up missing. I laughed at told him I didn’t have room for all my own stuff and certainly had no room for any of his! We conversed further, he gave his permission for me to stay the night and advised me to take care of myself, because some bad people wander these levees. I did not volunteer the info that I’m from Oakland. I was glad to have some sort of local connection, having gone to college at Louisiana Tech.

Louisiana sunrise.

Johnson Space Flight Center Gets a Visit

To the south of Houston, Texas, lies the storied Johnson Space Flight Center (its new name omits the “Flight,” but I prefer the archaic name). From here, NASA directed the training of astronauts and the conduct of mission from Mercury through the International Space Station and now to new missions like Orion and who knows what else.

The visitor center is aimed at school-age people, mildly interesting, but well-done for that audience. I liked the displays of the costumes astronauts wore.

Of greater interest to me was the tour of the Apollo Mission Control Center, painstakingly restored its appearance in 1969 for the first moon landing…even down to the color of the carpets and the upholstery on the galley reserved for astronauts’ family members.

All in all, a good day invested. Especially when I ended the day on my own private beach.

A Brief History of The Alamo

 

10,000 to 13,000 years ago, people migrated across the Aluetian Land bridge and settled throughout the Americas. They lived there in harmony with the land and in relative peace for 10,000 to 13,000 years in the region now known as Texas.

Starting around 1500 and continuing for about 300 years, a group of state-sponsored terrorists and pirates arrived from Spain; they were appropriately called conquistadors, meaning conquerors. They implemented a pogrom of genocide against Native Americans using biological warfare and outright violence, capitalizing on their technological prowess. Those Native Americans not killed outright were compelled to construct a series of concentration camps known as Missions. At these camps, Native Americans were imprisoned and forced to worship a god alien to their ways.

In 1810, a competing gang of thieves arose in the New World, who called themselves Mexicanos, or Mexicans. They engaged the Spanish gang for control of the Native American lands and ultimately drove them out in 1821. Rather than returning the stolen land to the Native Americans, they continued the pogroms of the first band of pirates.

In 1835, a third terrorist band of thieves arose, sanctioned, if not sponsored, by the American government. They engaged the Mexicano gang and suffered a humiliating defeat at The Alamo. Surprisingly, to this day, Texans and their American sponsors wallow in their humiliation, treating the site and the incompetent leadership of the American gang with awe and reverence.

Aftermath: the American thieves used their defeat as a rallying cry and mounted a counter-offensive against the Mexican thieves and consummated the theft of Native American territory from the second band of thieves in 1835. The Americans continued the genocidal pogroms of the Mexicans and expanded the construction of concentration camps, now called reservations. Notably, they institutionalized  the enslavement the few Native Americans remaining and engaged in a deliberate policy of cultural obliteration. None of the land has been returned to its rightful owners to this day in 2022.

Roswell, New Mexico

While passing through Eastern New Mexico, I discovered a town quite infatuated with aliens: Roswell, New Mexico! I even met one, who was quite shiny and friendly.

There are numerous businesses in town focused on extra-terrestrials (as aliens are sometimes known). My favorite was this Scottish restaurant shaped like a flying saucer!

They even have food shaped like flying saucers!

Although I was unable to participate myself, one could purchase priceless alien artifacts and eat alien donuts while in Roswell.

Eastern New Mexico

Departed Las Cruces (adios, amigos!). Up and over the Organ Mountains, through White Sands Missile Range and White Sands National Monument. I learned that the name “White Sands” is an early example of government misinformation…the dunes are actually gypsum.

In this part of the country, the government has established a series of checkpoints called White Checks. The whiter you are, the easier it is to pass through.

At the risk of inciting unending envy in all, I will report that I visited Pistashioland, near Alamogordo, NM. One under-appreciated aspect of nuclear weapons testing is the enormous size of agricultural products that are now realized. This particular pistachio is about 3 times the size of my van-house and can supply the average American family with 2.7 years of pistachio nut meats. Imagine what would be possible with additional thermonuclear explosions!

Beautiful mountains lay to the east of Alamogordo. The mountains are the ancestral homelands of the Mescalero Apache. What a fine place to live in harmony with the land! Lincoln National Forest participates in dispersed camping, so I settled into a secluded site nestled in a valley. Patchy snow remained from a recent storm. Outside temp was 17 degrees in the morning, 60 in the van.

 

Xena, the Warrior Princess, got to experience her first snow! She loved it. (I don’t know how to embed a video, so you have to click on the link to see her cavorting)

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Evenings in my tiny van-house are comfy. I’ve been watching The Expanse.

And enjoying clear blue skies in the day.

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Coronado National Forest

In southern Arizona, the desert gives way to plains filled with scrub-filled grasslands. Seeing it on a dry winter day makes me wonder if they ever get enough rain to bring it back to life. I suppose it must.

In the distance to the west, I saw an enticing mountain range, so I found a dirt road heading that way and away I went. Passing through open grazing land, I discovered Coronado National Forest, replete with dispersed camping.

Found a great camp site at 5,600 ft—nice views of mountain pastures and plenty of places for Xena to explore.

Spent a peaceful night, tucked into my van-house, warm and cozy while the wind blew outside. In the morning, I left headed further east-northeast.

Stopped at a roadside marker, an enormous phallus marking the place where Geronimo was forced to surrender.

Further down the road…New Mexico!

California and Arizona Deserts

I’ve been traveling through the deserts of the Southwest, testing out my van/house. Stayed at Giant Rock, but saw no extra-terrestrials. I did hear the Marine conducting live fire exercises at the nearby 29 Palms Marine Corps Base. The sound of artillery travels far in the desert. Xena the cat loved climbing all over the huge pile of boulders…on her leash, of course.

Traveled just a few miles further east to Heart of the Mojave preserve. So nice and quiet. Vistas, but no people, for miles. Not so good for cats, though, little to see and nothing to climb on.

Further south, I found the Cabeza Prieta Wildlife Preserve, near the (unfortunately but appropriately named) town of Ajo, Arizona, and spent another peaceful night far from civilization.

A Mountain Meadow

In New Mexico, atop the the towering Rocky Mountains, they have mountain meadows modeled after the opening sequence of “The Sound of Music.” Acres and acres of yellow and blue flowers growing all by themselves. Lovely temps…mid-40s at night, mid-70s during the day. Not another soul for miles around.

Mountain meadow, Rio Grande del Norte National Monument, North-central New Mexico.
Mountain meadow, Rio Grande del Norte National Monument, 9,300 ft elevation.